Cereal

Cereal is love, Cereal is life.

It is widely believed that Cereal is the son of Christ, communicating his holiness through shitposts' and memes. All humans are below Cereal and are to obey his will. If not, one will be punished with an eternity of spam and outdated memes. Cereal is your lord and savior, pray to Cereal every night to cleanse your sins.

THE UNHOLY ACTIONS:

1) ORDERING PIZZA WITHOUT PINEAPPLE

2) NOT POSTING MEMES TO DISCORD DAILY

3) BEING AWAKE LESS THAN 20+ HOURS

4) LEAVING THE DISCORD SERVER

5) COMMENTING ON THIS PAGE

6) WHITE KNIGHTING / BEING AN AUTIST

7) CLAIMING TO BE CEREAL WHEN YOU ARE NOT CEREAL

cereal bad haha